Sometimes I think it’s possible that an outfit can be both fug AND fab.
Jessica Alba looks like a funky million bucks in this — it fits, she has great legs, her hair is really shiny, and she’s wearing what amounts to horizontal stripes without any negative effects, which is award-worthy. And yet, at the same time, this outfit is the love child borne of a psychotic and sperminatingly confusing threesome between Rihanna, Kim Kardashian, and Charlie Brown. Can it really be that both the yin and the yang coexist in one center (or “cen-tah,” as Jessica so famously spat in Honey, when her fake New York accent only showed up on certain words)? Or does it have to be one or the other?