We have action today with Rihanna, Cara Delevingne, Rose McGowan, and Julianne Hough. Saddle up!
I love it when we get a match-up where the two contenders are wearing, if not the same thing, something from the same line. For example, Rihanna wore this INSANELY AWFUL Tom Ford outfit….
While Cara wore one from the same collection:
Pasties are hard to pull off. Literally and figuratively.
Let’s take a little twirl through Rihanna’s year (although there’s WAY more in her archives. SO much more. #NeverForget that time she went naked to the CFDAs or the time she wore green lipstick and lace.)
That is just hilarious. I loved it, but I also recognize that it’s ridiculous. Likewise ridiculous, but far less loved:
IT’S JUST PANTIES. I am pretty sure you’re supposed to wear something else under there, RiRi.
Er, and also here:
May I suggestion this? UNDER something. Under anything!
Cara’s also really into items that look like you’re just supposed to be wearing them around your bedroom:
That’s a lovely robe and she facially looks good, but A ROBE IT IS.
This is just a clownish pile of CRAZY and I think Rihanna probably would be really into it, too:
If this looks familiar, it’s because Katy Perry also wore it:
Let me just state for the record that I did not think the ensemble that would be repeated in this season’s Fug Madness would be a Pizza Onesie.
Maybe we could be grateful it wasn’t THIS:
We’ve certainly seen a lot LIKE this:
But Cara is the only person who sported a bejeweled toothpick (??) her in mouth down the entire red carpet. HOLD ONTO THAT, CARA. (Here are her archives, as well.)
Whose fug reigns supreme?
- Rihanna (52%, 2,982 Votes)
- Cara Delevingne (48%, 2,725 Votes)
Total Voters: 5,703
I can’t wait for Rose McG to be 75 years old. She is going to be THE KICKIEST old broad. I hope she trots this number out from time to time:
This is going to be a huge hit at bingo night:
This is perfect for cheesecake on the lanai:
This will obviously be perfect for her cabaret nights, for which I hope I have a front row seat:
THIS is PERFECT for her golden years:
Ideal for when you haven’t gotten out for your wash and set.
This, she’ll pull out when she wants her loved ones to worry that finally she’s started to lose the plot:
And this is for Lucha Libre night at the senior center!
I can’t wait for this. I will always go to dinner at 5pm with you, Rose McGowan, never fear.
And then…there’s this:
That dress is so bad that I kind of want to make it THE ONLY outfit of Julianne’s that I present to you, and just be like, “I KNOW.”
But she did wear other things. Like whatever this is:
This, her entry into 2014: A Sheer Odyssey:
This jumpsuit, which simply distracts from how CUTE her lipstick is:
And this, which seriously makes her look like she’s trying to go undercover as Kaley Cuoco:
Whose fug reigns supreme?
- Rose McGowan (85%, 4,761 Votes)
- Julianne Hough (15%, 840 Votes)
Total Voters: 5,599