Fugger: Rihanna

Recent Fugs and Fabs: Rihanna


In which Rihanna takes a break at one point to pop out in jeans and a button-down to remind us all how gorgeous she is.

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Teen Choice Awards: Fugs and Fabs of The Rest


Fair warning: This post turns into a kind of Six Degrees of Chad Michael Murray, which, frankly, is a game I think we ought to embrace.

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Recent Fugs: Rihanna


Should we assume that, like the Brazil team itself, Rihanna was sleepwalking to the game?

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Guys’ Choice Awards Pointedly Not Nakedly Played: Rihanna


KEVIN HART: RIHANNA! What are you DOING? YOU are KILLING ME.

RIHANNA: Ha ha, your clothes look like someone drove past you through a mud puddle.

KEVIN: That’s not what I MEAN, Rihanna. What do guys choose, Rihanna?

RIHANNA: Uh. Me?

KEVIN: YES. And NIPPLES. YOU AND NIPPLES. WHY DID YOU WEAR THE NAKED DRESS TO THAT OTHER THING?

RIHANNA; Well, I thought it might be creepy to wear that here, so I’m keeping it casual, yeah?  It was a fashion statement. Don’t wanna upstage the antlers.

KEVIN: It was a BUTTOCK STATEMENT. And we wanted to HEAR IT. We would have been HERE FOR YOU. We would have TAKEN DICTATION.

RIHANNA: All right, I get it, but I have a whole naked strategy and it does not involve you or tonight. Naked Dress’s time has come and gone, man.

KEVIN: Time is a flat circle, Rihanna. Time is a FLAT. CIRCLE.

RIHANNA: What does that even mean?

KEVIN: I don’t know! McConaughey said it on True Detective so it’s probably total bullshit! Maybe it means I will get a chance to come back around and TRUTHFULLY DETECT your NAKED DRESS!

RIHANNA: I’m kinda over my nipples now. NEXT.

KEVIN: Lordy. Rethink your timing next year.

RIHANNA: No thanks. I’m good. Rethink your shirt.

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CFDA Awards Nakedly Played: Rihanna in Custom Adam Selman


Can this finally be the death knell of the sheer trend? BECAUSE HOW MUCH MORE SHEER CAN WE GET? Is this not THE MOST SHEER that we can, as a people, TRULY ACCOMPLISH? Have we not reached the OUTER LIMITS OF SHEER? Should not every other sheer dress put down its sheer sword and surrender? All that sheer longs to be and hopes to do has now been DONE. SHEER MUST NEEDS DIE TONIGHT BECAUSE NOTHING CAN BE SHEERER THAN THIS.

A note: I don’t know your job/life, but if your boss would not be best pleased to pop into your office and see nipples on your monitor, perhaps save this until she’s off at Starbucks.

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Fugs and Fabs: Celebs at the Dior Cruise Show


This was the day after the Met Ball, so you know half of these people were HUNGOVER. Let’s see how they did anyway.

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