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Fug Better Have My Money: Rihanna in Dior


I should create a macro on my computer for the words “such a pretty face,” because I ALWAYS think that about Rihanna, who has been doing stunning minimalist makeup work on herĀ glorious cranial DNA whilst shoehorning the rest of her assets into … things that give me questions. Like so:

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That thing is both Champagne colored andĀ like a badly poured glass of it: bubbling right up out of the glass and over the side, fizzing sloppily, a pricey waste.

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Fugs and Fabs: People Wearing Stuff to the Airport


Because we cannot get enough of seeing what other people chose to put on their bodies before getting on a plane. (In one of these, Rihanna is toting her own sleeping bag, I think. Rihanna appears to be a woman who is committed to REALLY SLEEPING while in transit, which I respect.)

[Photos: Fame/Flynet]

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Fugs and Fabs: Everyone Else at the Vogue 95th Anniversary Party


We saw the models; now see Rihanna and Everyone Else. Pink hair! Kanye! A confused Suki Waterhouse!

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Fugs and Fabs: Celebs at Dior


In which we are reminded that Rihanna can wear that which no mere human should attempt, and Cressida Bonas tries on a tent. PLEASE NOTE: The total absence of one Ms Jennifer Lawrence.

[Photos: Fame/Flynet]

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Recent Fugs and Fabs: Rihanna


I don’t know that RiRi would have gone to the VMAs regardless, but this year, she was at a wedding anyway. And the photos with the bride on the street are honestly really cute. That, plus the platonic ideal of Barbie Rihanna AND MORE await you.

 

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Recent Fugs and Fabs: Rihanna


Let’s check in with RiRi, out and about, which involves everything from pajamas, culottes, a day dress, and an outfit we literally all have in our closets.

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BET Awards Fug Carpet: Rihanna


Rihanna didn’t walk the red carpet at the BET Awards yesterday, and judging from her outfit, it’s because she was running late from her side gig as LA’s coolest and very likely most successful Century 21 agent:

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I am pretty sure Rihanna could sell me basically anything, real estate included, as she is VERY NEARLY selling me this outfit and — objectively — it is hideous. The color is uninspiring, the fit is not great, the fabric seems like the same one Hot Topic used to make Sexy Going Out Blazers in 1999 (this was a real thing, young people; I had one); and the whole thing is more or less the essence of bland. And yet! She still basically looks good in, like, a global sense.

My favorite bit about this next photo is that she appears to be taking an important phone call (it’s just the way she’s holding her hand):

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