I made an executive decision with the Kids’ Choice Awards, you guys. There were so many people on the red carpet who I did not recognize or had never heard of and FULLY HALF of them were random YouTube stars and — listen. I’m a grown adult person who has all kinds of random bullshit floating around in her head already — weird-ass royal facts, information about the 1989 Dodgers, a lot of Nirvana lyrics, the details of everything I ever wore to a birthday party throughout my life — and I DO NOT have time to add intel about random YouTube stars until the inevitable happens and one of them becomes President of the United States. So I’m really just featuring the actual already-famous-to-me people at this thing, and a couple of not-yet-famous-to-me people who looked really noteworthy. DEAL WITH IT!