Fugger: Chelsea Handler

Fugs, Fabs, and WTFs: Halloween Part I

I can only imagine how many more celebrity Halloween parties will happen between now and this upcoming weekend — Heidi Klum’s bash hasn’t happened yet! — but let’s all hope that no one else goes out in blackface, shall we?

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Fugs and Fabs: The E! Upfront

So, they had a red carpet — complete with fans! — at the E! upfronts, and yet Giuliana and Seacrest were walking the carpet rather than working it. I can’t deal with that level of self-reflexiveness.

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Are You There, Vodka? It’s Me, Fug

Here’s Chelsea Handler at Art Basel over the weekend:

And I know is, I am DYING to know what Diane von Furstenberg behind her said about this outfit. Because she’s making the classic, “wow, I have THOUGHTS” look on her face.

My personal thoughts include: that dress would be fine if it fit. But paired with those Oxfords, she looks like she lost her own shoes in a sloshy drunken bender and had to steal a pair from the nearest dude before sneaking home. Ain’t nothing wrong with doing a Stride of Pride, but this look is way more Walk of Shame.

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