First of all, who doesn’t love Lucy Lawless? She is going to be on Parks and Rec this season as Ron Swanson’s new love interest and I, for one, can not wait to see her and The Mustache find love. I just hope Tammy 1 doesn’t hear about this.  Tammy 1 is scary. In fact, I suspect Tammy 1 would have some unkind words about this:

I actually like the dress. But those hose and shoes MAKE ME WANT TO SET MYSELF ON FIRE.

Please fix this, and save me from self-immolation. Would you just lose the hose? Or would you do SO MUCH ELSE? Have at it, stylists.