I’m thinking about hiring the Famed Letterman Dumpster as a beat reporter.
IT SEES EVERYTHING. In this instance, it appears that there is even a dude leaning on it whilst his friend — in the street — snaps a photo. “Oh, Amy Adams is over there? Whatevs. WE HAVE THE DUMPSTER. THE DUMPSTER IS RIGHT HERE. Dumpster, can we get a picture with you? THANK YOU! We just loved your work with Jake Gyllenhaal.” And who DOESN’T love Dumpster? Dumpster is CLASSIC. Dumpster is a study, classic work horse. A real pro. Come rain, snow, hail, gale force winds, blistering heats, locusts: DUMPSTER IS THERE. Dumpster WORKS IT.
But does Amy? I just realized that I own those shoes in a lighter gray.
- She looks...you know. Fine. (40%, 3,164 Votes)
- AMAZING. (9%, 693 Votes)
- This could have been so much better. (51%, 4,029 Votes)
Total Voters: 7,888