This isĀ inspirational, friends. I look at it, and I have so many thoughts. Thoughts like: I wish Milla Jovovich were starring in a film set on the Sunset Strip in 1986, where she plays the sharp-tongued manager of a hair band (a thinly-veiled composite of Motley Crue and Def Leppard) who is a combination of Lisa Vanderpump on Vanderpump Rules (i.e., British and not really here for your shit, whilst wearing expensive but slightly hideous items and generally holding a dog) and Samantha Jones (lots of interesting gentleman callers, very good at her job, occasionally gets a bad facial peel). It would be likeĀ Rock of Ages starring a competent woman, and with even more Aqua Net. IT WOULD BE A HIT.
And it would co-star…..
These shoulder pads. They would demand their own billing.
And the break-out star, with the coveted, “and introducing” credit, is clearly….
SLEEVE SURPRISE.