Leaving aside the fact that this dress appears to be a cannibal with a taste for hands, I might be coming down on the “pro” column for this one. Yes, I’m also pretty sure it was lifted from the Bewitched wardrobe archives, but technically, this is not a complaint: Samantha Stevens was very chic. And, sure, this is what you might wear to host a key-party in a very misguided sequel to The Ice Storm called That Time It Got Real Windy, but, still: Shiny silver goals.
