SO many folks would have been worn by this Ralph & Russo number, rather than wearing it — but if there’s anything we know, it’s the J.Lo is NOT “so many folks.” She looked super in this; glamorous, retro, a little showgirl (apt for a Hustlers moment, which this was), and a constant reminder that I should just try (a) exercise, (b) eyeliner, (c) thinking about maybe combing my hair again one day.

(Photo by Theo Wargo/Getty Images for IFP)