Where’s the lie? Julia IS wearing her dry cleaning. She just didn’t see a need to slide her body into it first.

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I mean, really, it’s efficient. Why waste time with BUTTONS? And it’ll just get dirty again and need dry-cleaning again and in THIS ECONOMY? Just hang it around your neck and call it a time-saver, sustainably enacted, reducing the use of chemicals, weather-safe, stain-resistant. Simple to change when you must go from day to night. It’s like Fashion Plates. I look forward to the day I pick up my next round and the guy asks, “Do you need help loading it into you car?” and I reply, “No thank you, sir, I have a meeting, so I’ll be wearing it out,” before hooking it to my necklace with a blithe wave.

The next day, Julia put her clothes around her flesh, like some boring non-visionary normie:

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I am ready for her next act as a vampire slayer. Which is another argument in favor of leaving all her white clothes behind a protective covering. All those bodily fluids! You can just sponge ‘em off.

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