I swear to God, I NEVER thought I’d ever say this, but between this, and what she wore to the Globes….

…I’m beginning to think Halle Berry’s feeling a little desperate. To which I say: HONEY. Listen. I know you’re going through a really AWKWARD break-up (all of a sudden), but NO ONE in the entire world is thinking, “Geez, Halle Berry seems to have relationship problems, doesn’t she? That makes me wonder if she’s STILL HOT.” WE KNOW YOU’RE STILL HOT. You don’t need to try this hard. You can just try REGULAR hard, like everyone else.