Possibly because I have Lifetime on the brain, I always botch My Week With Marilyn by calling it Mother May I Sleep With Marilyn? Although that title might have worked, too. It’s so plaintive.

Also plaintive: Emma Watson’s expression here. (Now how’s THAT for a transition from pointless anecdote to photograph?)

Emma appears to be asking for help. She wants to know if she’s done right here, or if she’s wearing a sweater that was until very recently a roadie for Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem. Personally, I don’t hate it on her, but I keep wondering if perhaps it’s too unsure of itself — like the fashion version of a combover, where you just want to seize the wearer by the shoulders and shout, “You’re not fooling ANYONE. Go full fur or go bald.”

Call it:

  • Full fur! (14%, 1,122 Votes)
  • Go bald! (45%, 3,734 Votes)
  • Don't change a thing! (35%, 2,883 Votes)
  • COMBOVERS ARE THE SEX (6%, 508 Votes)

Total Voters: 8,248

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[Photo: Getty]

Tags: Emma Watson