Well, hey now, David Hasselhoff looks dandy.

I am pretty sure he and Mickey Rourke go shoe-shopping together, but after the last few crazy years he’s had, it’s nice to see him looking clean and regular. Like maybe all the madness is behind him.

Or, in front of him. On his crotch. Taunting us. With its own emoticon.

Since when does LMFAO stand for, “Lo, Mitch’s Frontal Area, Ohhhhhhhhhhhh”?

Sorry, Hoff. You just make it so hard.  There should be an emoticon for THAT.

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