With apologies to Ms. Perry’s abdomen, I feel like since my last post that caught her in an awkwardly Spanxed outfit that was awfully bump-shaped (I know people have asked for a moratorium on the word “bump,” but I’m not really sure what else to call it — seems too soon to portmanteau it into The Braty, as in, Brand plus Katy), I should follow up with whether we think any of that is actually true. And thus begins my examination of What Katy Did To Her Abdomen The Other Night. The short answer is, “Some stuff.” But there is a longer answer. With me, there is always a longer answer.

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