This is the Informative Caption for this first photo:  “Amal looked futuristic in a silver crop top and matching culottes.” Can I just say that I never thought I’d see the words “futuristic” and “matching culottes” in the same sentence?

Having said that, I have to admit that I like this from the waist up. I mean, IT’S BONKERS. But it’s bonkers in that “glamorous weirdo with a rich inner life and a variety of youthful lovers, and probably a cigarette holder” way that always appeals to me.

Take a gander at it from the front, and without the Grey Gardens fur:

Yeah. I…applaud her sartorial bravery, and I like this more than I ought to, but also, it’s CRACKERS.

[Photo: Fame/Flynet]