This summer, Joey King went straight from promoting The Princess — which sounds a gleefully gory movie about her slashing her way out of captivity in Medieval times (the era, not the restaurant, although I smell a sequel!!!) — to Bullet Train. Her styling team was READY, and also, given a few of the selections, possibly a bit sleep deprived. Here are a few that didn’t make it to a red carpet:

 

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How can a woman with so many extra belt buckles be so sad? Well, for one thing, her feet are strapped to two mature oaks.

 

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It’s quite a flex to use strings of jewels as underwire.

 

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She REALLY likes to tug on her pigtails (slide 2), as you recently saw, and of which you’ll be reminded at the end of this post. This feels like the kind of aggressive quirk I assume we’d see in a Clueless reboot. Which should never happen, by the way.

 

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For a hot second, I really thought she’d drawn on herself with a ball point pen. Instead I guess Charlotte just tried and failed to spin her a word shirt.

 

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This Thom Browne is very cute, though. Her lipstick is perfect.

 

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Get back to me when she isn’t styling her head like she’s 12. (Which can be fine in some contexts, but is super creepy when that context is, “Sexpot.”)

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