Heather and I were so excited to judge Piperlime’s awesome Crimes of Fashion contest this past week, and thank you all, those of you who were brave enough to enter! We’re so stoked to announce that the winner of the $500 shopping spree is one of our own! Congrats to Sarah S. and her badass SKIRT OF TIES, which you may have seen on our Facebook wall.

All the entries were awesomely terrible/awesome, but in the final analysis, we could not resist Sarah’s awesome, Kelly Clarkson-in-From Justin to Kelly-esque tie-apron. (Tipron?) We salute her ingenuity in making this, and her bravery in wearing it! Congrats, Sarah!  We are thrilled to have you in Fug Nation — you did us proud! Shop in good health!