From the front, this is so uninspired. Blahtiful. Mehjestic. Magnifehcent. Is Blake bored of her Boobs Legsly alter-ego? Is Karl Lagerfeld (this is a Chanel event) bored of Blake now that she’s bored of being Boobs Legsly? Is she now just wearing all the backup bridesmaid dresses she ordered that didn’t fit, because the bridesmaids didn’t have time for a fitting? How did this piece of tedium happen? Or does the more interesting back save it for you?