Well, I didn’t love what Blake Lively wore. But I may have to rescind every negative thought I had about it, as it’s a post-victory tailgate party on a perfect autumn evening with an RV parked right next to you that has DirecTV and an unlimited supply of Cheetos compared with this horror:

Her makeup looks a bit like she shot herself in the face with a cosmetics gun set to “creepy porcelain doll that WATCHES YOU, ALWAYS WATCHES YOU,” but the dress is the saddest clown of all. Every time it cries, a bride gets jilted.

[Photo: Getty]