Here are three jovial people who all look nice and also like three roommates who are all going to different events. Sophia Di Martino is off to a wedding shower where she will get loads of well-deserved compliments on her outfit, all of which she will answer with, “thank you, but I’m not sure about the shoes.” Tom Hiddleston is going to a posh lunch at men’s club in London which just started admitting women sixteen months ago after being threatened with a massive class-action lawsuit, where he will order six popovers and a dirty martini and impulse-buy a new watch on the way home. Ke Huy Quan got invited to Apple’s massive holiday bash, where everyone will try to give him a new Apple Watch and several people will drunkenly caress his lapels.
