It was a challenge to sort out who Jorge is, because there is a famous wrestler AND a Spanish actor by the same name, but I FINALLY got it: Cuban-born Jorge worked as the catwalk coach — think Miss J Alexander — for Germany’s Next Topmodel, hosts something called Let’s Dance and a show on their version of E!, and is a choreographer and former model. Here, he’s at the German premiere of Migration, in which he MIGHT be a voice actor? And I applaud him for… all of it. The birds in neckties, the child’s stomach/rib protector, the Rick Owens boots. It’s like Thom Browne on peyote. If it turns out to actually BE Thom Browne, someone please check on him.*

*It’s actually by Lennart Krause!

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