The Kards are playing on St. Barth right now, cavorting in a series of knee-high gladiator sandals that must have been a batch freebie.  And while they all look varying shades of silly, I’m giving this one to Kourtney, who seems significantly more dangerous now that she is single:

To borrow from Wordsworth:

She wandered lonely as a cloud
of remnant tutu and tragic string,
when all at once she saw a crowd,
a host of photogs, and fame they bring.
“Check out my ghoulish lingerie;
I too can break the ‘Net someday.”

[Photo: Fame/Flynet]