NIKKI REED: Hey, Emma.
EMMA ROBERTS: Hi, Nikki!
EMMA: Aren’t you kinda too ORANGE for LIFE?
NIKKI: Whoa. MEOW.
EMMA: Sorry, these shoes really REALLY hurt.
NIKKI: I hear that. Although mine are cuter.
EMMA: You’re so judgmental today. What’s up with that? Did you just catch a showing of one of the Twilight movies, and thus fall into a bitterness spiral as you reflected on how terrible your wig is in said movie?
NIKKI: Seriously? Do we have to talk about how you’re mostly appearing in movies on ABC Family that look like spin-offs of the Amanda Bynes classic, What a Girl Wants? At least my movies are super successful. Plus, this gold dress is cute!
EMMA: FUG NATION WILL BE THE JUDGE OF THAT: