Here it is: In just a few days, the prince a lot of us grew up with, and grew up wanting to bump into and accidentally steal his heart, is getting married to his perfect princess. So what better time to walk down memory lane and reminisce about the boy who was so, so dreamy? In other words, I am about to objectify the future King of England. If you’re wondering what this has to do with clothes, well, he’s wearing some.