I saw on the internet yesterday that people were speculating that Kate is knocked up. BECAUSE OF THIS.
To which I say: you have GOT to be kidding me. This is a totally cute dress — Stella McCartney, I officially offer you a stay of execution! — but Bump-Concealing? No. It’s not a Herve Leger bandage dress (and thank god, because Kate Mids in a bandage dress is one of the signs of the apocalypse, along with my intentionally buying Diet Pepsi and Katie Holmes getting back together with Tom Cruise), but it’s ALSO a totally normal dress that non-pregnant people wear all the time and basically doesn’t hide anything other than maybe lunch. I mean, I love me some Unsubstantiated Bump Theories, as you guys know, but COME ON.