Anna Kendrick is a very petite person who can be easily overwhelmed by clothes, and I think whoever is — or was — styling her forgets that. Granted, I’m not sure this would have been screamingly successful on anyone so much as a scream, period, and not in a fun way. It looks like a wedding dress made out of vertical blinds, but inspired by seatbelts and that thing where your nipples try to poke through your shirt. Are you ready for today’s incredibly hacky final line, sponsored by I Haven’t Had Caffeine Yet? Here it goes: “It’s less Pitch Perfect than Stitch Imperfect.” Yes, that’s right. I typed that. On purpose. But she wore this on purpose! So. It’s a tie.