This award show CLEARLY wanted to be the first red-carpet sighting of Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce, because a) they gave Taylor the newly minted and probably meaningless Tour of the Century award, and b) she won several fan categories, including Favorite Surprise Guest, which went to the night at Wembley when Travis came out on stage. But it was all for naught: Taylor is Out Of The Office. She is on vacation, and/or spending a long stretch of time with Travis figuring out if they actually enjoy each other, and/or writing songs about cats and stuff.

Several folks DID attend, though, like Doechii, Lady Gaga, Kelsea Ballerini, and GloRilla, and a drive-by from Billie Eilish, and a lot of flesh. Oh, and JoJo Siwa in a deranged hat. Can’t forget that. She went to so much trouble.

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