I really, really want Karl Lagerfeld to call me and explain his current brand messaging vis a vis the celebrity styling they’re doing over at Chanel this week:
Obviously, this phone call would — I assume — a lot of him berating me, ideally in German, but then we’d bond over a shared love of Diet Coke and eventually I’d learn that the magic equation at Chanel right now is BALLERINA + REGRET = FASHION. (Even worse is the fact that this dress was a bold blue when it went down the runway. CHOOSE COLOR, ROONEY.)
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