I really wanted to make a joke using the phrase, “the Spectacular Naw,” as “…naw,” is kind of my feeling about this, having looked at it a while. I just couldn’t quite get there:
This is one of those things where, at first glance, it’s pretty cute. But it suffers from examination. Because the more you look at the way it’s constructed, the less interested you are in it. Like sausage. It’s sort of the sausage of dresses. Enjoy it without thinking about it too much, because once you start to think about the innards, you’re ruined.