Listen, I am well and truly on record as being a person who LOVES leopard. I wrote a whole shopping guide about leopard; just this weekend, I wore this leopard coat to brunch!  But this looks feels like an animal-themed sequel to that time George Costanza decided to drape himself in velvet, and if there’s anything I’ve learned from Seinfeld, it’s that you NEVER go Full Costanza.

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