Sometimes I wonder if red-carpet dressing is ripped from a video game: You have a life meter, and sometimes, if you forget to recharge it, you run dangerously low for awhile. This might explain why, after that triumphant Oscars Armani that y’all named the best of the night, we petered out a little. This starts out nicely, and very Naomi…
… but then, if you will, it runs out of watts.
These shoes are a glorious finish, though. They’re Giuseppi Zanotti. Somehow I miss them without ever having owned them.