Happy Valentine’s Day! Let’s do this thing.

In case you missed it, Kate did some stuff this week: She met AN ALPACA! And also she and Willz did a crossover event with Chaz and Camz.

Elsewhere:

At People: Meet the Woman Who Was Jilted by Napoleon and Then Launched a Royal Dynasty That Lasts to This Day

At Vanity Fair: Prince Andrew’s Royal Status Seems Murkier Than Ever. As ever, my take on Andrew is WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING OVER THERE JUST SEND HIM TO LIVE IN THE COUNTRY FOREVER. LITERALLY PUT HIM TO PASTURE.

Well, I am for sure going to read her new book. Via the New York Times: Tina Brown on the future of the royal family. (And a LOT of other stuff.)

This is an exceptional headline at the Telegraph: Duchess of Cornwall jokes that her next job will be executioner during visit to Tower of London 

This is fun at T&C: Kate Middleton and Meghan Markle Have Perfect Posture. Here’s How to Mimic It.

And, in social:

This is very charming. (And hot damn, those sales stats!)

https://www.instagram.com/p/B8hM8u2JjZv/

William looks VERY INVESTED in this child’s conversation:

https://www.instagram.com/p/B8gLfEqlSSB/

I love Sophie’s commitment to this very casual hair clip (also this is a very nice cause and she seems like a good egg)

https://www.instagram.com/p/B8ekKzRnh7Z/

Look, it’s EDWARD:

https://www.instagram.com/p/B8g1DOanzgZ/

For a second, I thought Laura Dern was in this shot:

https://www.instagram.com/p/B8g0a8YHqAT/

These are some elegant women:

https://www.instagram.com/p/B8RklhggYJm/

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