SOMEONE recently wore this — or I dreamed it, which would be an alarming development; if I can see the future, I am not using that ability to predict red carpet looks — and it’s driving me bonkers that I cannot remember who it was. It has simply fallen out of my brainhole, along with my (always shaky) grasp of conversational French, the quadratic equation and what it does, and what it feels like to wear high heels. I will note, though, that it has a real Dynasty After Dark vibe on Bebe — and who’s to say that’s not exactly what we need at the end of this very eventful year?

[Photo by Kevin Winter/MTV/Shutterstock]