I love a Remembrance Day poppy, but that doesn’t mean I unequivocally cherish that which they are pinned to, and thus:
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Reader, I laughed. Posh, with her overlong sleeves and pants, looks like one of those shapeless inflatable tube people that gets blown up outside a car dealership, and Becks is right on point until suddenly he’s wearing the most ENORMOUS medieval boots. Is he Robin Hood? Is he a manure salesman, about to tromp through the farm to collect his quarry? Are they even close to the right size? Did he seriously walk here from 1472? There’s so much I want to know, and yet more I never will.