“HOLA LOVERS. I have a question for you. If you are never fully dressed without a smile, does that mean you CAN be fully dressed with ONLY a smile? I am asking for a friend. The best kind of friend. The kind of friend whose love is like a cloud full of angel kisses and whose talent is your only reason for life and whose boyfriend is so manly that his hair also grows hair. The kind of friend WHO IS ME. Let me know! P.S. The only wrong answer is the one that does not let me wear veil pants. Because they mean I have twice as many veils as the new Duchess of Sadsex and I cannot, must not, be stopped.

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