This isn’t so much a “What the fug are you DOING, Ashley,” as it is a genuine question. What IS this? I kept trying to figure out where the coat stopped and the dress began, and then I realized she took some photos without it:

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So like… is there even another half to that top, or is this 3/4 dress, 1/4 giant feather boa? Is that all that stands between us and her right breast? And how much tape did she have to use for this, and how much of it was made by 3M because she used up the boob stuff and panicked and had to hit up a CVS for an emergency roll? What the fug, girl? What am I seeing?

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