From the above angle, Zoe Saldaña’s outfit just seems like a sloppy satin tank and a misshapen cummerbund, and I don’t know, maybe some suspicious hip seams, but it seems like it can’t get worse than the top. Silly rabbit. Because it can, and it does:
Those aren’t weird seams. They are HIP SHOULDERS. And while they might be comfortable as elbow rests, and REALLY could work as an alternative to a single fanny pack, as fashion goes she looks like when a snake swallows an animal and you can still see its outline.
I know we already saw Nicole, but please behold how hilarious these outfits look next to each other:
It’s as if Nicole Kidman texted to say, “People are going to be SO confused by my groin tomorrow,” and Zoe replied, “I’ve got you. TEAM GROIN.”
