Me: Let me just check once more to see if anything happened while we were sleeping that’s crazy.

Jessica: Surely nothing too terrible.

Me: I doubt it, but oh…. wow. Solange. There is Solange action.

Jessica: What is she wearing?

Me: It’s hard to put words to it.

Jessica: That is quite a cliffhanger.

Me: It’s…. chaps? And a chastity belt? With some kind of purse on it? and a tube top, and a shawl?

Jessica (coming to look): Oh my God. It’s like the world’s most insane fanny pack. Like if one of them took human form and came for our souls.

Heather: I guess we should warn people.

Tags: Solange