So close, Mila. So close.
And by that I mean both “so close to being awesome,” and “so close to sharing with us your mila kunis,” which has always sounded to me like the official Latin name for a lady’s netherworld. And the pattern, executed thusly, looks a bit like a Rorschach-designed STD terror chart. On the plus side, if anyone can make a Rorschach-designed STD terror chart and bonus informational vagina look foxy, it’s her.