The taffeta situation here gives this eau d’bridesmaid dress, it’s true. But it’s also true that this look like a VERY FUN wedding: open bar, cute groomsman, delicious passed apps. This wedding has lamb chop lollipops and a caviar bar and an excellent DJ and when you wake up the next morning, you roll over and your hair smells like a sweaty party — and it was worth it. (You’ll never wear it again, but that’s okay. You never really expected to.)

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