“No, seriously, it’s written in The Book of Leif that on the mjök Tuesday of Jötunheima, the passing of a legend would result in a plague of nine-legged góðan going full hamrinum on our vagninum, after which the pagan apocalypse would wipe out the planet and leave only the ice floes that would beget a new race of Vikings. I’ve been studying this for like two weeks, you guys. I know things. Heed me, motherf*ckers.”
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