Heather and I were laughing — with kindness, like two genial old crones — at these two last night. They are SO HOT FOR EACH OTHER and, like, no offense to Pete Davidson, but it just really amuses me that Ariana Grande is SO PROFOUNDLY sprung for him. It’s unexpected and it’s sweet. It’s also logistically preventing me from seeing the actual front of her dress because she’s hanging on him the entire time. Mazel tov on finding each other, you two. That’s more than many of us ever get. I hope you make it.

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