Neither of these two looks actively bad — well, John could use new pants — but what tickled me was just the random Mad Lib aspect of this event at all. It’s a total Dartboard Party, where you take “______ and _____ present ______” and fill in the blanks by hurling tiny daggers at a board of choices. Like, Chloe Kim and Carlos Santana present Swiffer WetJet. Or Rob Gronkowski and Kate Winslet present The Return of the McRib Sandwich. Carl Weathers and Jacob Tremblay present The Victoria’s Secret Semi-Annual Sale. Et cetera.

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