I almost bypassed this altogether, because Blah Blah Lace Bra Shirt Yawn. What more can I say? How much more can I squawk about visible undergarments? My aneurysms on this subject are becoming tedious. But then I saw a close-up, and it threw a wrench in the mammarial works.
Are those even connected? Is this a) a strapless stick-on bra with a clear connector, and we just can’t see it, and they’re offset because of how she’s standing? Or b) two distinct patches? Or c) shoulder pads who’ve found a new lease on life?
The side view is even worse:
It’s not a shirt, it’s a sartorial sleep mask. Please enjoy Elsa in Naptime for Nipples, coming soon to Apple TV+, for a cool $200 million dollars that includes one cameo from Chris Hemsworth, because that’s about how sensibly Apple is rolling with this TV lark right now.
