Sydney is using waxworks of famous people to try and draw customers back into bars and restaurants, which means that you could potentially wander into the Stonewall Hotel here and stare at… whatever this is. I’m TOLD it’s Kylie, and I believe it is intended to be, but I think it’s only marginally correct on the teeth. Even the bartender is looking at it like, “Ehhh, that was soldered together with leftovers, yeah?”

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