Well, Fug Nation, if you live in London or are planning to visit any time soon, this is your lucky day: You have five weeks to visit the waxiest abomination since… almost all of these. Meet Ariana Grandeh:

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About the only thing this has correct is that she has frequently attempted hair rings, and she loves wearing thigh-high boots with shirts. Everything else feels like the sculptor Googled “Arianne Grandy” and crafted a loving replica of an impersonator who does birthday parties.

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That is seriously someone else’s face. Ariana’s response was, “I just wanna talk,” so you know she’s got someone on the ground in London who will stand near it for eight hours with a very very hot flashlight.

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