It seems Peter Luger Steak House in New York City has tucked various waxworks into its restaurant to “help with social distancing” now that the restaurant is open. What helps with social distancing is either removing or blocking off the tables, my dudes — and it’s not like the restaurant is General Admission; someone presumably has to seat them — so really this is just a publicity stunt and/or an attempt to make the room look fuller. Let us just call it what it is. Anyhoo, one of the waxworks is Al Roker, directing people upstairs, and there’s also Jimmy Fallon and this very sinister Jon Hamm, on whose placement I have… notes.
