I mean, truth time: her face at least always looks pretty great:

And I actually think the dress is very pretty: simple, flattering, classy. I just wish she hadn’t paired it with boots that look like they were designed to be worn on Halloween when you’ve been relegated to the back end of a two-person elephant costume. And knowing how much Heidi loves Halloween, they may very well be just that. Sigh — now that she and Seal are kaput, who will be the head of her elephant? You’ve got six months to figure it out, babe. Choose wisely.