Oscar de la Renta’s signature has emblazoned many things, including the label’s… well, labels, but also once a dress Sarah Jessica Parker wore to the Met Gala. It’s also now on this one. Except instead of looking like an elegant flourish, it’s more like the scrap paper of an inexperienced forger who couldn’t quite get it right and had a massive scribble tantrum all over the page. There are fun elements here, and it’s not unflattering, but I feel like it’s trying to tell me to throw it in the bin.

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